Stepmom Can't Get Off With Dad, So Step Son Takes Her To Pound Town

Yes, mom? Oh, I can call you mom, right?

Call me Charvy. So, what's up? Why am I getting a phone call from the university?

Oh, probably because I aced my exams and I got on the Dean's List.

Try again. I got a call saying they caught you on camera getting a handjob.

Whoa, honestly? On camera? What do you mean? I thought I was off property.