What s in your mouth, mommy?

Hi, how are you? Yeah I know I'm so excited. Yeah? Oh, alright. So everyone's gonna be there?

Okay. No, nothing. I was just watching Downtown Abbey with mum and my

stepbrothers in as well. But anyway, who's gonna be there? Everyone's gonna be there

with their boyfriends. Yeah I know, it's not funny. I wish you guys would stop doing that

to me. I know I'm a virgin but you don't need to make me- Why are you all laughing at me?