Ok, so you can't keep a girlfriend right? Let me explain to you why... and what the solution is!

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Okay, so, another woman has left you. I thought we'd take this moment to kind of have a little

think about why this is, what's going wrong in your relationships, why it is you can't

keep a woman and why they keep leaving you for Mette. Or maybe they just don't realise

it yet. But most women love massive dick. This is like my idea of the perfect dick.

It's over 9 and a half inches long and it's nice and flat. Look, I can't even get my hand

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KevyMcDonald 1 year ago
Also, I'd LOVE to watch you sit down on that dildo all the way!
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KevyMcDonald 1 year ago
that's what I keep telling my wife, but she won't listen.
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Wallnutwhip
Wallnutwhip 1 year ago
Wow, i'll get my coat! 🤏
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