Meet xHamster X!
The iPhone isn’t the only tech innovation celebrating it’s ten year anniversary today — it’s xHamster’s anniversary as well. And like our friends in Cupertino, we’re celebrating our anniversary with the launch of our ground-breaking redesign. Introducing the xHamster X: clean, elegant, and designed with your happiness in mind.
We may not have a keynote speaker or a media tent or facial recognition technology — after all we’re already pretty adept at recognizing facials here — but we do have a video that will help introduce the world to the new, endlessly adaptable xHamster.
Check it out: https://youtu.be/StXPBONgW2o
“We’ve been proud to be at the forefront of responsive consumer design,” said Alex Hawkins, Vice President of xHamster. “Over the past year, our design team has reimagined everything, from our iconic logo and brighter pictures to automatic shutdown and secret night mode. Best of all, we don’t censor you, sell your personal data or cost a $1000. So while everyone’s watching the iPhone X livestream, we’ll be doing what we do best — watching amateur MILFy nuns seduce their barely legal gardeners. For free.”
We may not have a keynote speaker or a media tent or facial recognition technology — after all we’re already pretty adept at recognizing facials here — but we do have a video that will help introduce the world to the new, endlessly adaptable xHamster.
Check it out: https://youtu.be/StXPBONgW2o
“We’ve been proud to be at the forefront of responsive consumer design,” said Alex Hawkins, Vice President of xHamster. “Over the past year, our design team has reimagined everything, from our iconic logo and brighter pictures to automatic shutdown and secret night mode. Best of all, we don’t censor you, sell your personal data or cost a $1000. So while everyone’s watching the iPhone X livestream, we’ll be doing what we do best — watching amateur MILFy nuns seduce their barely legal gardeners. For free.”
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